The Sassy Best Friend

carcat:

forever wondering what my language sounds like to people who can’t speak it

(via ella-blitz)

unicornmunch:

here’s a list of what i’d like to do with you:

• hug
• go on walks while holding hands
• smile
• kiss
• cuddle
• have cute little dates
• have movie nights
• take adorable pictures
• go new places
• try new things
• fall in love
• brutally fuck you
• look at the stars
• do everything i was ever scared to do alone.

(via ella-blitz)

blackromney:

no:

URL giveaway!

so I’m leaving tumblr and I’m so grateful for my followers I am going to leave behind my url. Must be following me, like and reblog this post and I will pick out the lucky winner at May 22nd 8pm GMT. Adiós

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(via michaxl)

selfdoubtandsyphilis:

dankestrnemes:

do animals think in english or in the sounds they make

this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for

(via ella-blitz)

spookthempolitely:

when i first got my tumblr i was a huge fucking dork and i enabled that thing that puts your tumblr posts on your facebook but then i forgot that i did that and reblogged a post that said “reblog if your dick is as big as the universe”  and my mom was like “oh my” and my great uncle saw it and commented “that’s my girl” and i have never been so done in my life

(Source: tardisexuality, via the-best-text-posts)

apatheticghost:

hot people with bad butts

(via ella-blitz)

your virginity (Taken with instagram)

(Source: snailkit, via ella-blitz)

dirkkat:

i like how some people on tumblr tell you nothing about their personal lives and remain a total enigma even after months of following them and then some other people on tumblr practically liveblog their farts

(via the-best-text-posts)

pizza:

your favourite celebrity could be pooping right now

(via ella-blitz)

amoying:

the bags under my eyes are so heavy because they carry the weight of all my dead hopes and dreams

(via ella-blitz)